One afternoon, he was sitting in his time-out spot on the landing of our stairs and he came running into the family room to tell me that there was pee-pee on the stairs. Here's a replay of the event...
Ryan: Mommy, there's pee-pee on the stairs.
Me: Oh, you wet your pants? Ryan! That's okay, accidents happen. Let's go change your pants.
Ryan comes running into the family room and I noticed that he did not wet his pants.
Ryan: No mommy, I didn't wet my pants. The pee-pee was in the pot.
Me: What?!
Ryan: The pee-pee was in the pot and I knocked it over.
Me: What?! How did the pee-pee get in the pot?
Ryan: I went pee-pee in there yesterday.
Me: What?! Why did you do that?
I go and see the pee-pee stain cascading down the stairs. I lean down to smell it, and it is indeed urine.
Ryan: I don't know.
Ryan runs off to play with his cars. I stand there, not sure whether to laugh or cry and proceed to clean up the pee-pee.

So, yes, while I wasn't watching, Ryan relieved himself in the pot on the landing. This little incident makes me wonder what else he has used as toilet. As the days go by and I get farther away from the incident, the funnier I think it is!
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This might be one of the funniest stories I've ever heard!!
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